Fast Food Reviews: Funny Products.

Burger King Body Spray: Whopper Scent

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“Behold the scent of seduction, with a hint of flame-broiled meat.”

The King has released his own body spray called “Flame”. Nothing sets the mood better than having your lover smell like a hamburger. To help the romance further, BK designed an interactive website at FireMeetsDesire.com where you’re treated to an assortment of relaxing tunes and images by hitting the spray button. There’s also a few seductively silly scenes with the King laying on a rug by a roaring fireplace.

You can purchase “Flame” at Ricky’s NYC for $3.99. (Thanks to our man John)

Chick-fil-A Golf Balls

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So, you thought the Pizza Hut golf balls were cool, but you’re more of a Chick-fil-A fan, and would rather not spend 50 bucks. No problem, for only $6 you can purchase this nifty thrifty 2-pack of Top Flite Pure Distance golf balls with the Chick-fil-A logo printed on each. Purchase them directly from CFA using this link on their website. Grab these balls today and you can start intimidating KFC, Popeyes and Church’s eaters during the next 18 holes. Feel the power — you are king of the chicken golf course.

Pizza Hut Golf Balls

With these $50 Pizza Hut branded Golf Balls by Titleist, you will dominate the sport, and destroy other players that use cheaper Domino’s or Little Caesars’ balls.

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Introducing the Chick-fil-A “Eat Mor Chikin” Cow Mascot PEZ Candy Dispenser

fast_food_news_chickfila_pez.jpgDo you love Chick-fil-A? Do you love the company’s cow mascots? Do you love PEZ? If you answered YES to all 3 questions, this news is like a dream come true.

Here’s the official word from the CFA offices in Atlanta, Georgia — “Since their inception in 1995, the Chick-fil-A “Eat Mor Chikin” Cows have gone to great lengths to inspire consumers to eat more chicken. During that time, the Cows have entertained with their desperate acts of self-preservation aimed at converting beef eaters into chicken fans, developing quite a following along the way. Now, with the help of popular culture, the Cows are at it again. Through a partnership between Chick-fil-A and PEZ Candy Inc, the Cows have another way of spreading their message of self preservation. Beginning Oct. 13, fans of the iconic PEZ candy and the Cows alike can purchase the new Chick-fil-A “Eat Mor Chikin” Cow PEZ dispensers at participating Chick-fil-A restaurants nationwide. The dispensers will retail for $1.99 each and include one roll of lemon candy. The PEZ dispenser will also be available through Chick-fil-A’s website.” — www.Chick-fil-A.com

Make Beer at Home, $39-$99 Mr.Beer

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For as little as $39 (basic kit) you can make beer at home with this spiffy little brewery from the Mr.Beer company. It comes with everything you need to brew 2-gallon batches of frosty cold beverages, with 3.7% to 4.6% alcohol, depending on variety of mix.

They’re prepared to keep you stocked and happy after the sale with over 28 different beer ‘refill’ options, from standard American Blonde to Czech Pilsner, English Stout and Porter. You can also purchase extra mini-kegs (fermenters) and bottles allowing you to brew multiple batches. Start to finish, it will take approximately 2 weeks for your home-made beer to be ready for consumption. Some recipes require longer.

Visit MrBeer.com for more information on purchasing the kits — $39 to $99.

6-Ft Hot Dog and French Fry Statues

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If you saw the picture of Hot Dog Man, and wished you had your own statue, here it is. FFC reader Teddy found the source for the giant weenie, in addition to his lesser known but equally bad-ass french-fried sidekick. These statues stand a full 6-feet tall, weighing 88 to 100 pounds. At $1159 each, they’re too expensive for most people to afford or justify purchasing. They’re really intended to be sitting outside the door of fast food restaurants, or other types of public eating spots. The good news is a smaller version of each statue sells for only $269. Those stand a little bit under 3-feet tall.

Visit ButlersAndSigns.com to order, or to get product details and shipping info.

If anybody buys one of these, please send us some photographs so we can share the event with the world. Thanks again to FFC reader Teddy in Pennsylvania.

A Different Type of Cola War

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Jones Soda Company wants to give you a chance to quench your thirst, vote for your candidate, and pick up an interesting novelty item. Visit CampaignCola.com to place your vote, and order your custom cola. A 6-pack sells $14.99, and a 12-pack goes for $23.99, with your choice of candidate on the label. Not exactly cheap, though I suspect the Hillary Clinton versions might be discounted soon.

Pizza Vending Machine - Video

Pizza from a vending machine. WONDER Pizza promises — “Real, hot crispy pizza in three different choices, served on a practical tray, in short time, less than 2 minutes. The first machine’s part is a refrigeration unit, which holds the temperature of the pizza between 0 and +4C. The right part houses an electrical oven that cooks it with High Intensity Toasted Oven atmosphere (NO MICROWAVE). Each vending machine holds up to 102 pizzas in 3 different flavours (34 each).” – end quote.

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Here’s the video. Pretty interesting stuff.

I remember hearing about this being developed a few years ago. There was several million dollars involved in the project, but I never heard anything after that. I certainly haven’t seen any around. Source: WonderPizza.org / WonderPizzaUSA.com

Fast Food 1GB Memory Cards, USB

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I found these charming items at GeekStuff4U. The USB memory cards hold 1GB of data. $49 each, in Hot Dog, Burger, Pizza, Sandwich and Doughnut versions.