Strange HotDogMan Spotted at Cafe

“STOP… OK… OK… we’ll never eat your family again. I swear to you!
Now please… PLEASE just leave us alone, scary-ass Hot Dog Man.“
Photograph from givepeasachance’s Flickr photostream.

“STOP… OK… OK… we’ll never eat your family again. I swear to you!
Now please… PLEASE just leave us alone, scary-ass Hot Dog Man.“
Photograph from givepeasachance’s Flickr photostream.
Oh. My.
That is one aggressive mascot. Where did you find this unholy combo of self-cannibalism, latent rage and eyelashes?
Also: was it bolted down? I feel the urge to steal this thing and put it on my lawn. I’d like to see those damn kids cut across my lawn with that beast staring them down.
Silly me. I see the link now.
Still, this thing is going to give me nightmares for sure.
Creepy.
Looks like he couldn’t take it anymore and decided to kill himself with ketchup.
That guy belongs in my entry hall!
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