So, you thought the Pizza Hut golf balls were cool, but you’re more of a Chick-fil-A fan, and would rather not spend 50 bucks. No problem, for only $6 you can purchase this nifty thrifty 2-pack of Top Flite Pure Distance golf balls with the Chick-fil-A logo printed on each. Purchase them directly from CFA using this link on their website. Grab these balls today and you can start intimidating KFC, Popeyes and Church’s eaters during the next 18 holes. Feel the power — you are king of the chicken golf course.

With these $50 Pizza Hut branded Golf Balls by Titleist, you will dominate the sport, and destroy other players that use cheaper Domino’s or Little Caesars’ balls.

Do you love Chick-fil-A? Do you love the company’s cow mascots? Do you love PEZ? If you answered YES to all 3 questions, this news is like a dream come true.

Here’s the official word from the CFA offices in Atlanta, Georgia — “Since their inception in 1995, the Chick-fil-A “Eat Mor Chikin” Cows have gone to great lengths to inspire consumers to eat more chicken. During that time, the Cows have entertained with their desperate acts of self-preservation aimed at converting beef eaters into chicken fans, developing quite a following along the way. Now, with the help of popular culture, the Cows are at it again. Through a partnership between Chick-fil-A and PEZ Candy Inc, the Cows have another way of spreading their message of self preservation. Beginning Oct. 13, fans of the iconic PEZ candy and the Cows alike can purchase the new Chick-fil-A “Eat Mor Chikin” Cow PEZ dispensers at participating Chick-fil-A restaurants nationwide. The dispensers will retail for $1.99 each and include one roll of lemon candy. The PEZ dispenser will also be available through Chick-fil-A’s website.” — www.Chick-fil-A.com

If you saw the picture of Hot Dog Man, and wished you had your own statue, here it is. FFC reader Teddy found the source for the giant weenie, in addition to his lesser known but equally bad-ass french-fried sidekick. These statues stand a full 6-feet tall, weighing 88 to 100 pounds. At $1159 each, they’re too expensive for most people to afford or justify purchasing. They’re really intended to be sitting outside the door of fast food restaurants, or other types of public eating spots. The good news is a smaller version of each statue sells for only $269. Those stand a little bit under 3-feet tall.

Visit ButlersAndSigns.com to order, or to get product details and shipping info.

If anybody buys one of these, please send us some photographs so we can share the event with the world. Thanks again to FFC reader Teddy in Pennsylvania.

Jones Soda Company wants to give you a chance to quench your thirst, vote for your candidate, and pick up an interesting novelty item. Visit CampaignCola.com to place your vote, and order your custom cola. A 6-pack sells $14.99, and a 12-pack goes for $23.99, with your choice of candidate on the label. Not exactly cheap, though I suspect the Hillary Clinton versions might be discounted soon.

I found these charming items at GeekStuff4U. The USB memory cards hold 1GB of data. $49 each, in Hot Dog, Burger, Pizza, Sandwich and Doughnut versions.

For those who want a tiny hamburger or sandwich hanging from their cell phones or straps, here’s 9 to choose from at Strapya World — for a cost of $2.07 each.

No home would be complete without a French Fry TV with Ketchup Packet remote. Apparently it’s a popular product, as they are currently sold out. I have a feeling there might be one of these 10-inch LCD’s sitting on my kitchen counter in the future.

A company in Arizona is importing these tiny cheeseburger candies from Japan, called Every-Burger. They are made from chocolate and cookie type “biscuits” with details that resemble sesame seed buns, a meat patty and cheese. They cost $2 but it appears you only get two burgers in a pack. Visit Rinkya Japanese shopping service to order.