With these $50 Pizza Hut branded Golf Balls by Titleist, you will dominate the sport, and destroy other players that use cheaper Domino’s or Little Caesars’ balls.

If you do not already have an account at GameFly, the folks at Pizza Hut want to give you 30 days of free video game rentals when you order using their online system. Just go to Pizza Hut’s website and use this online ordering form for your next pizza delivery. In addition to the free month of video game rentals, you will also be entered in their Gamer’s Fantasy Package contest, with $10,000 worth of prizes including a 60-inch plasma TV, Bose stereo and all three video game consoles: XBOX 360, Playstation 3, and Nintendo Wii.

Here’s the details of the Free GameFly offer, and Gamer’s Fantasy Contest.

Editor’s Note: Reading the fine print - You must cancel your GameFly subscription after the first month of free service, or they start billing you automatically.

I suppose this 4-Wheel-Drive Hummer SUV is for those occasions when Pizza Hut must deliver to customers living off-road, in the jungle or on mountain tops. Cool.

Thanks to reader Jamie Schmidt from Oklahoma for sending the photo.

I have nothing to say about this story. The video from TheOnion.com speaks for itself. Besides, it’s difficult to type when I’m laughing this hard. Watch and see what I mean.

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DALLAS, TEXAS, May 30 2008 — On May 31, 1958, the doors of a little pizzeria in Wichita, Kansas, opened to serve a thin-crust pizza to a small community. Fifty years later, that pizzeria has grown into a chain of more than 10,000 restaurants around the world serving pizza innovations and more. This week, Pizza Hut and its franchisees are celebrating 50 years and commemorating the May 31 opening with their annual conference and a special gala in Washington, D.C.

As the world’s largest pizza restaurant company with 6,200 restaurants in the United States and more than 4,000 restaurants in 100 other countries, Pizza Hut, Inc., is a subsidiary of Yum! Brands, Inc. (NYSE: YUM). The company has become the recognized leader in the $37 billion pizza category. To explore Pizza Hut’s 50-year history and remember old times, visit PizzaHut.com and click on “Our Story.”

Source: PizzaHut

Recently Pizza Hut compared it’s $5 Pizza Mia deal to Domino’s $4 deal, and declared it’s offering to be bigger and better than it’s rival. Domino’s wasted no time in responding to Pizza Hut’s claim.

“We’re surprised and delighted that our esteemed competitor has chosen
to devote a press release to us. But we must ask - given that a corporation
like Pizza Hut spent an entire press release dedicated to talking about
size, it makes us wonder: do they have pizza - or pepperoni - envy?”

“They seemed to spend a lot of time doing mathematical equations to try
to convince customers that they’ve got the better deal with their
‘engineered’ product,” said Tim McIntyre, Domino’s vice president of
communications. “Ultimately, we believe it’s about the power of the
pepperoni. Our 10-inch pizza has 25 percent more pepperoni than their Pizza
Mia.* And, ours is still a dollar cheaper.”

For the record, Pizza Hut offers their 1-topping Pizza Mia pies for $5 each, when you buy 3. Dominos’s offers a 1-topping pie for $4 each, when you buy 3. Pizza Hut is correct about having the bigger pie, but Domino’s makes a good point about their (smaller) 10-inch pizzas having 25 pepperoni each, while the (larger) Pizza Mia pies have only 20. So Domino’s pizza may indeed be smaller, but it’s loaded with more toppings, and it costs $1 less. Will Pizza Hut increase it’s toppings, in an effort to defeat the competition once and for all? Stay tuned, this should be fun to watch. In the meantime, let’s eat. Cheap pies for everyone!