Recently, I walked into my local Taco Bell expecting to purchase one of their Cheesy Melts, but I was surprised to find another item on the menu I hadn’t tried. They had a sign up for their new ‘volcano taco’ which featured a picture of a red crunchy shelled taco. I asked the cashier for more info and she said it has a special ‘lava’ cheese sauce. Since the store had just opened it’s doors for the beginning of a new day, my taco was about as fresh as taco bell gets. But on my next visit to a different TB location, things were not nearly as fresh. Photos below are from that second taco trip.

I usually go with the soft tacos at TB, so I was a bit nervous about getting this, but I was definitely surprised. It’s really the cheese sauce that makes the taco. It’s quite spicy. Perhaps I’m just so used to it, but their “Fire Sauce” really shouldn’t be called “Fire”. It doesn’t have any real kick to it. The cheese sauce in the volcano taco however actually has some kick, making it possibly the spiciest sauce on their menu. But it’s not so strong that it overwhelms you. The spices that are present may seem odd for some. It reminded me of the juiced up ranch dressing I’ve bought at the grocery store with the flavors and spices come in a pouch. I love those, but they can have a grainy un-smooth feel. The same for TB’s lava cheese sauce, to a lessor degree.

The red taco shell tasted like a regular shell, though it made me wonder if they’ll have a red ’soft’ shell. I’ve never mastered eating a crunchy taco. They always fall apart and these were no different. I can’t fault TB, that’s all me. The rest of the ingredients are standard Taco Bell: ground beef, shredded cheddar cheese, and lettuce. With the first round of tacos everything was fresh and tasted very good. On the second round things were noticeably less fresh and flavorful. Not bad, but definitely a step down.

Trying the Volcano Tacos at 2 locations, I loved the first one, where the server put on lots of cheese, and things were fresh. The second time it tasted as though everything had been sitting around for awhile. The ‘crunchy’ shell was soft, it wasn’t very warm, and the spiciness wasn’t as powerful (still had a small kick, but not as much). Sadly, it also had less cheese. It would seem the volcano taco will be hit or miss depending on the TB you visit and the time you go. I would have given this a solid ‘A’ after my first experience, but finding inconsistency with the second drops a letter grade to ‘B’.

At just 89 cents, I recommend you go out and buy one. It’s definitely worth spending less than a buck to check it out, and your TB may have the consistency to make it seem like a bargain. They also feature this new taco in the ‘Big Bell Box Meal’.

Price: $.89 / Website: TacoBell.com

Fast Food Critic Score: B

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Nutrition Facts - Volcano Taco from Taco Bell.

Calories - 240
Calories from Fat - 150
Total Fat - 17 grams
Carbs - 14 grams
Saturated Fat - 5 grams
Trans Fat - 0 grams
Cholesterol - 35 milligrams
Sodium - 490 milligrams
Protein - 8 grams

My love for double decker tacos is undying, and they will always have a place in my fast food rotation. But I have found a new love at Taco Bell, the Steak and Chicken Grilled Taquitos. With only half the number of main ingredients, 3 compared to 6, and a fraction of the DD Taco’s size, they’re a simpler item, but no less satisfying.

Wikipedia says — A taquito (from the Spanish diminutive of taco) is a Mexican dish consisting of a small rolled-up tortilla and filling, usually beef or chicken.

In the case of the Taco Bell, it’s a smaller version of the familiar TB flour tortilla stuffed with either Carne Asada Steak or Chicken, and cheddar cheese. Once the tortilla is loaded with meat and cheese, it’s rolled-up and then grilled on two sides. The end result is a warm tortilla with a wonderful combination of textures. It’s soft and slightly chewy overall, yet it has a crispy thin shell covering part of it. The taquitos are small, but you get two per order. Each one is roughly the size of a candy bar.

Meat, Cheese and Tortilla. No refried beans, rice, veggies or sauce here. Sometimes the less-is-more formula works, sometimes it doesn’t. This time it DOES.

The cheddar cheese appears to be the same used in the Fiesta Beef Burrito, which is fairly tasty, and was the highlight of that item. With the Taquitos, that cheese has better quality companions with the steak and chicken. The ground beef is not an option, nor should it be. These solid chunks of meat are definitely an upgrade, and have a much greater impact on the taste and texture. There were moments, briefly, where they tasted like fajitas I make at home. If they had grilled onions, it would be very close. Both the steak and chicken are well seasoned, on the mild side, just the right balance of spices to still allow the natural flavors to come thru. They are pleasantly and surprisingly un-processed in appearance and taste. I’ve unrolled one of each type and took photos to show the filling. There won’t be any jokes about fake fast-food meat or formed shapes of mashed parts here. These are solid chunks of real meat, and they are tender and moist.

The steak tastes beefy, the chicken is slightly spicy with a mild kick, and the cheese is above average for the fast food variety, with a good cheddar flavor, and thick natural consistency. But what I think plays just as big of role as the tasty ingredients, is the size and proportions. Each bite has a near perfect balance of warm tortilla, melted cheese and seasoned meat. They are small, but they pack a hearty punch.

The Steak and Chicken Grilled Taquitos from Taco Bell are great. They taste like miniature fajitas. If you haven’t tried these yet, I recommend you do. They won’t make you forget your favorite “real” Mexican place, but they are better than average fast food variety. I find them to be significantly more enjoyable than the fiesta beef burrito.

Price: $1.89 — Website: TacoBell.com

Fast Food Critic Score: A-

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Nutrition Facts - Taco Bell, Steak Grilled Taquitos, serving of 2.

Calories - 310
Calories from Fat - 100
Total Fat - 11 grams
Carbs - 36 grams
Saturated Fat - 5 grams
Trans Fat - 0 grams
Cholesterol - 35 milligrams
Sodium - 870 milligrams

Nutrition Facts - Taco Bell, Chicken Grilled Taquitos, serving of 2.

Calories - 310
Calories from Fat - 90
Total Fat - 11 grams
Carbs - 37 grams
Saturated Fat - 4.5 grams
Trans Fat - 0 grams
Cholesterol - 40 milligrams
Sodium - 980 milligrams

I once heard somebody joke that Taco Bell only has 3 ingredients, and they mix and match various types of tortillas to create their entire menu. I suppose there’s a certain amount of truth to that, but it’s not quite so simple. In many ways, I think Taco Bell gets an unfair bad rap. As somebody who’s eaten there for many years, since my youthful school days, I feel that I’m qualified to say TB is not as bad as you might have heard. In fact, their double decker taco is one of my favorite cheap fast food items.

I’m not as fond of the Fiesta Burrito. It’s OK, but it’s not good enough to be something that I look forward to having again. It consists of ground beef, seasoned Mexican-style rice, cheddar cheese and salsa, wrapped in a soft flour tortilla. The portions are ample, and it’s a decent sized burrito. Once you get past the inevitable Burrito-Flap (that section of tortilla at the end with no filling, that just flops around loosely) you get a good amount of beef, rice and cheese with each bite.

However, I’ve found after eating these a couple times now, the salsa gets put towards one end, instead of distributed evenly, which results in only 1/3 of the burrito having this extra flavor component. You will see in my second photo, sliced in half, you don’t even see the salsa. I’m not sure what’s going on with that. It would seem to be done on purpose, by design, since it’s happened at 2 different locations, but maybe their ‘aim’ with the big sauce spoon just gets off-track when things are busy. In all fairness, my visits did occur during peak hours at both locations.

The biggest problem is that nothing stands out, and the overall taste is bland. The ground beef is not very flavorful to begin with, and the rice and thick tortilla combine to mute it further. The rice is not bad on it’s own, but still too weak for what I expect from “seasoned” rice in a Mexican offering, even though it’s just fast food. The salsa was alright, but not nearly enough flavor or quantity to make up for the lack of kick from either the beef or rice. The cheese was perhaps the tastiest of the ingredients. I tasted real cheddar, and it had a consistency which confirmed it’s ‘genuine’ content.

The Fiesta Beef Burrito from Taco Bell is decent, but it’s not going to make any new fans of the brand, or fast food in general. Taco Bell has much better items on their menu. This is too bland in my opinion. It should be noted, there is an “upgrade” option to replace the beef with All-White-Meat Chicken, or Carne Asada Steak.

Price: $1.69 — Website: TacoBell.com

Fast Food Critic Score: C+

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Nutrition Facts - Taco Bell, Fiesta Beef Burrito.

Calories - 370
Calories from Fat - N/A
Total Fat - 13 grams
Carbs - 49 grams
Saturated Fat - 5 grams
Trans Fat - 0 grams
Cholesterol - 25 milligrams
Sodium - 1200 milligrams

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It seems that Taco Bell is the subject of many jokes and insults relating to fast food, but my own experience has been mostly positive. I’ve never gotten sick from eating there, and had no more problems with food quality or service than any other large chain. That being said, I also avoid certain things when eating out. For instance, any type of cheese “sauce” or liquid-cheese is something that sends up a red flag.

Everybody loves melting cheese, but when the cheese is already in liquid-form before you see it, before it hits your food — watch out. Like many people I’ve had some bad experiences when eating those type substances, and that goes for anywhere in the fast food world, not just Taco Bell. One of the few exceptions is Arby’s, who has a cheddar cheese sauce that is thick and tasty with identifiable real-cheese content, unlike the thin yellow oily goop found at many restaurants. Enough of my cheese rant.

There is no liquid cheese on the item I’m reviewing today, the Double Decker Taco. Why is it called double decker? Because it’s a soft flour tortilla that’s spread with a thin layer of refried beans, then wrapped around a regular crunchy corn tortilla, creating a second outer-level. It’s almost like a taco inside a taco, and it looks rather odd.

The result of the extra outer-layer is positive in two different ways. First, it adds more taste and texture to the taco. Second, it helps hold the crunchy inner-shell in place. How often have you bitten a crunchy taco and had it crumble and fall apart, spilling the meat and cheese everywhere. That’s not a problem with the double decker because the soft flour tortilla and refried beans on the outside, serve as a safety-net for the crunchy corn tortilla and all the goodies packed on the inside.

The ground beef has a good meaty flavor, and there’s significantly more than in a smaller taco like the version from Jack In The Box. The seasoning is mild, and the combination of beef with a thin layer of beans is a perfect match. The shredded lettuce tastes crisp and fresh. The cheese is grated thin and just starting to melt from the heat of the beef and warm tortillas. The cheese is rather dull and doesn’t have much flavor on it’s own despite being “real cheddar” but it’s OK as part of the whole package.

Each bite starts out warm and soft with the flour tortilla and beans, followed by crunchy corn tortilla, then you hit the middle where cold lettuce and cheese mix with warm beef. It’s a very satisfying combination of flavors, temperatures and textures. And despite costing only .99 cents and coming from the largest mass producer of such items in the world, it’s a pretty darn good taco. If the flavor is not spicy enough for you, they include packets of hot sauce in your choice of intensity from “Mild” to “Fire”.

I’m sure some folks would thumb their nose at such food, and list all the things wrong with it. They wouldn’t even touch it. But those same people will go eat dinner at a fancy restaurant with enough calories, cholesterol and fat to kill a horse, and pay $50 for it. So who’s really better off? Hey, I’m just a regular guy who eats regular food, and I haven’t lived such a privileged life that I can’t appreciate a good 99 cent taco.

The Double Decker Taco from Taco Bell is a great value. There’s nothing fancy or special about it, but it tastes good, it’s decent size, satisfying and cheap. This is a fast food junkie’s dream come true. I don’t know many $1 fast food menu items that offer a better balance of taste, variety and price. Excuse me now, I’m eating another one.

Price: $.99 / Website: TacoBell.com

Fast Food Critic Score: A

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Nutrition Facts - Taco Bell, Double Decker Taco.

Calories - 320
Calories from Fat - 120
Total Fat - 13 grams
Carbs - 38 grams
Saturated Fat - 5 grams
Trans Fat - 0.5 grams
Cholesterol - 25 milligrams
Sodium - 810 milligrams

Yum! Brands, parent company of Taco Bell, KFC and Pizza Hut, has confirmed it’s planning to open Taco Bell restaurants in India. Their menu will still offer a variety of different tacos and burritos, but will also include unique items such as a Mexican style sandwich with poultry or beef filling. There will also be a Veggie version of the sandwich to satisfy those Indians who don’t eat meat. The new restaurants are expected to open by the end of 2008, and exact locations should be announced soon. This is not Yum! Brands first venture into the country. They already have 140 Pizza Hut’s and 24 KFC’s spread across India.